Golput Haram????

Suatu hari, terjadi percakapan telepon antara dua mahasiswa yang terkenal begonya se antero kampus. Sebut aja Bejo dan Telmin. Kira2 beginilah isi pembicaraan mereka:

Halo Min! Gmn kbr lo? Msh idup to!

Oalah Jo,,, Gw msh idup! Lo kpn balik k kosan??? Eh kmrn lo dicariin Bu Kos, ktx lo lom byr 2 bln!!! (ngusap iler yang ditengarai bs memusnahkan peradaban manusia)

Maybe Minggu gw dah k sono! Yo gmpang ntar gw minjem duit lo dulu.

ANJRIT lo! Eh tumben nelpon ! Da ap sob??

(ngakak bentar denger suara si Telmin yg klo mrh g ad bedanya suara ayam kejepit pintu) Gini sob, lo liat debat d TV One kmrn g yg isinya pro kontra Haram bwt GOLPUT!

(bengong bntar) G bs sob, lo tau ndiri kn klo d Malang TV One chanelnya g ad! Eh, tumben lo nonton kyk gtuan!

Lucu aja sob, liat pakar debat malah kyk bocah autis rebutan maenan...

(ngakak kenceng sampe keluar ingus)Ati2 ma omongan lo Jo! Trus abis nonton debat kyk gtu Lo mutusin ikut Pemilu kagak?

Gw sbagai warga yg baek y ikutan PEMILU dunk! Ntar gw bakalan coblos tu smua gmbrnya!

Gile aja lu! Eh lo tau ngga ad yg lebih penting sekarang.... (pake nada serius)

Ih ngomong lo.... Sorry sob gw bkn HOMO! Lo cari aj yang laen! Skali lg sob sorry...

Muke lo homo!!!!! Dengerin aja baek2!!!!

(dengerin pake konsentrasi tinggi,, n tiba2 ad suara"TUUUUT...DUUUT....PREEEEETT!!!")

Gw BOKER dl y sob!!!!

ANJRIT Lo Min!!!

Security Council Overwhelmingly Calls for immediate Gaza Ceasefire

Date : 9/1/2009 Time : 14:25

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NEW YORK, January 9, 2009 (WAFA)– The United Nations Security Council tonight overwhelmingly called for an immediate ceasefire in Gaza leading to a full Israeli withdrawal, the unimpeded provision throughout Gaza of food, fuel and medical treatment, and intensified international arrangements to prevent arms and ammunition smuggling.

Fourteen of the Council’s 15 members voted in favour, with only the United States abstaining.

The resolution, presented by the United Kingdom and adopted as Israel’s offensive moved into its 14th day, emphasized that Palestinian and Israeli civilian populations must be protected, voiced grave concern at the heavy civilian casualties and the deepening humanitarian crisis in Gaza, and condemned all violence and hostilities directed against civilians and all acts of terrorism.

The resolution called for renewed efforts to achieve a comprehensive peace with two democratic states, Israel and Palestine, living side by side in peace with secure and recognized borders. The resolution “encourages tangible steps towards intra-Palestinian reconciliation.”

Addressing the Council after the vote, Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon said he was “heartened and relieved… Your decision signals the will of the international community. It must be fully respected by all parties to this conflict.” He added that it would open the way for the UN to resume urgently the delivery of humanitarian aid, food and medical supplies.

Explaining her abstention, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said the US wanted to see the outcome of the Egyptian initiative first, but allowed the resolution to go forward because it was a step in the right direction. A negative vote by the US, one of the Council’s permanent members with veto powers, would have killed the measure.

Stressing the urgency of “an immediate, durable and fully respected ceasefire,” and calling for “the unimpeded provision and distribution throughout Gaza of humanitarian assistance,” it called on UN Member States to support international efforts to alleviate the humanitarian and economic situation in Gaza, including through additional contributions to the UN Relief and Works Agency for Palestine Refugees in the Near East (UNRWA).

It also called on Member States “to intensify efforts to provide arrangements and guarantees in Gaza in order to sustain a durable ceasefire and calm, including to prevent illicit trafficking in arms and ammunition and to ensure the sustained re-opening of crossing points.” Israel has accused Hamas of smuggling more advanced rockets and weapons and has closed crossings into Gaza in response to Hamas rocket fire.